Fics like Vice-commanders who wear high ponytails and suck on mayo bottles are the reason why frustrated protagonists exist

"Stupid vice-commander with his stupid beautiful face and his stupid pretty ponytail. If that mayora didn't stop sucking on that mayonnaise bottle soon he was going to jump him. Right there, in front of everyone." ------ Hijikata is gorgeous and Gintoki is frustrated. (Feat. Ponytail Hijikata)

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