Fics like Velveteen

In which Harry goes undercover as a stripper, and Voldemort suddenly decides he needs a lap dance. This is sheer escapist fantasy with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, unless Harry teasing Voldemort to distraction is some twisted form of redemption. Suffer, Voldemort. Suffer.

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