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Jon was quiet. “...are you going to kill me?” The thing looked shocked. “Oh, darling, no! And before you get any more awful ideas in your head, I didn’t do anything to your friend. He simply had to go home and change out of wet clothes.” The thing rolled it’s eyes, slouching grumpily in it’s seat. “Goodness, where would you get that idea?” “What…” Jon paused. “What are you?” The thing smiled, and the black aura appeared again. When it lifted, Jon couldn’t keep in a yell, stumbling backwards and knocking over a pile of papers. Something green and reptilian grinned at him, mouth filled with rows of sharp teeth. It’s eyes blinked sideways, like a lizard, and it tossed it’s long blonde hair like a strange supermodel. It laughed, seeming to find Jon’s reaction amusing. “Really, darling, that’s quite rude.” It shook a finger at Jon, as if scolding a child. A thick, green tail flicked, as if to accentuate the strangeness of this new guest. “Name’s Double Trouble. Actor, espionage, pianist extraordinaire.”

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