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“What am I supposed to do?” Grantaire bites his lip. “I mean… nothing? Like, we do nothing. We just nurture these elementary-school type crushes until the day we die and maybe we leave a love letter in our death and that's it, probably. We just don't do anything. There's nothing to do about it.” Eponine seems unfulfilled by the way her eyes narrow at the ceiling. “I do not accept that.” // (Cosette and Enjolras are siblings, Eponine and Grantaire are each others wingmen, Marius is slowly realizing he's the only straight person in the room, nobody is cool, calm, or collected, and you should always steal pick-up lines from porn.)

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