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“Nicky brought the mustache style to Italy, you know,” Joe offers out of nowhere. He can nearly hear Andy’s eye roll. “I believe it was sometime in the early 1400s - wasn’t it?” “Ah, yes,” Nicky says, with a sage nod. “You inspired me one morning, and I thought to shave off the bottom.” “It was the eve before the Battle of San Romano, I believe, and not a man could take his eyes off of you the next day.” “That explains why you died at least twice that day.” “I am forever fixated on you.” “You’re both kidding,” Nile says, “Right?” “You should probably just sleep,” Andy advises. “They do this a lot.” ----- In which Nicky and Joe take liberties with recounting history, because it's fun.

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