Fics like The 'Fuck You' Bouquet

The hardwood begs for mercy as a short, very vexed looking man literally stomps up to the counter and slams a twenty down in front of Richie. His hair is dark and messy - like he tried to style it in the morning today, but Chicago’s humidity dashed that dream upon the rocks - and his brows are knit together in obvious frustration. He’s wearing blue jeans and a smudged white t-shirt, all smelling clearly of motor oil. “How do I passive-aggressively say ‘fuck you’ in flower?!” -- Or: Eddie buys a bouquet to try and break up with his girlfriend. Richie falls in love.

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