Fics like it's a shame i'm susceptible to falling

“She offered to dry your clothes? Yaz, that’s code for, like, I’m gonna stick my —“ “It wasn’t like that, Bill, she doesn’t seem the type to take advantage.” Bill’s face lights up like a kid on Christmas. “Did she?” “Bill, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Did she what?” Yaz asks, already tired of this conversation. “Stick it in you?” Yaz can feel the heat on her cheeks. She turns from Bill and starts stirring the pasta again. “Oh my god,” Bill says. “Is she big?” or “oops i’m soaking wet and my front door wont open and you invite me in to dry my clothes” turns into “oh shit now your d*** is in my mouth” not the fic you asked for, nor wanted, but the fic you get!

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