Fics like hamster of lucky sevens

“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?” “I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan. “Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.” “You—” Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.

You may also like

  1. Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  2. charcoal daydreams by beesinspades (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  3. hard to reach (harder to love) by starblushed (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  4. Old Friend by hypermoyashi (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  5. I wrote another hualian fic by Nighttdust (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  6. war beast by atomicmuffin (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  7. Something Foreknown by crowdedcafe (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  8. let me be kept by you by binghecarer (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  9. And Embers Don't Die by StarsinmyTea (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  10. If you have no complaints, then I have no regrets by featherpoet (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  11. hua cheng has one brain cell by fading_fast (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  12. Sweet Ichor on Your Tongue by capyshota (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  13. two idiots don't cancel each other out by astrocosmos, moonsteps (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  14. Tear out this graceless heart (and hope that you will treat it well) by juurensha (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon))
  15. My Hope (My Wish) Is You by hinatella (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  16. the vicious, vengeful sea by IceImagines (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  17. Dawning by hypermoyashi (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  18. what faith provides by parsnipit (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  19. Animal and Real by etymologyplayground (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
  20. Ever After by GirlApart5 (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)