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The Serpent of Eden happens to catch the Angel of the Eastern Gate fondling himself under the Tree of Knowledge, and he becomes very curious about it. Shenanigans ensue as two immortal idiots awkwardly (but enthusiastically) try to figure out their own bodies.

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