Fics like a little something sweet

“Peter,” MJ says, pressing her thumb and forefinger into her eyes. “Do you know what I think?” “No,” he says. “What do you think?” She says, “I think you need a good fuck. I do. I think that if you and Johnny make hot, delicious love, this weirdness will go away. Weirdness is just undefined horniness more often than you might think.” “In what world is that a reality?” Peter wails around his fries. “Mary Jane, Mary Jane. Mary Jane. If I—” Peter leans closer and whispers, “—sleep with him,” he returns to full volume, “I will fall in love with him.” MJ raises her eyebrows. “Did you fall in love with me because of my juicy puss, Pete?” “It didn’t hurt!” or, peter is smart but dumb and johnny is dumb but smart and yet they're both fucking clueless. did i mention they're chefs?

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