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“So you're just going to stay in Lan Wangji's house and pretend to be a sexbot for 30 days?” Jiang Cheng asks flatly. Wei Wuxian quickly pulls his phone away from his ear and holds it at arm's length, just in time, because even from this distance he can hear Jiang Cheng yelling loud and clear: "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?" -- Wei Wuxian is a programmer who sells androids used for sexual pleasure. When an old crush, Lan Wangji, walks into his shop, Wei Wuxian decides to make the delivery personally - only to be mistaken for the sexbot he was supposed to deliver. [Translation in Spanish done by the lovely Jules is available here.]
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