Fics like Geralt Discovers Jaskier's Prostate

"My asshole is tighter than a cunt," Jaskier says. Geralt gives him a predatory look, slipping his fingers from Jaskier’s body. “Not when I’m through with it.” OR Geralt realizes he's being a bad boyfriend, tries to figure out how to be a good boyfriend, and ends up drinking a lot and buying Jaskier pretty things. Working titles for this were: "They're taking the Witchers to Novigrad," "A Demisexual and a Pansexual walk into a tavern," and "Geralt fucks Jaskier to unconsciousness in a bathtub." Can be read as a standalone.

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