Fics like black wings, black eyes

Taehyung wasn’t exactly eager to exchange pleasantries with them, but it’s not like he had anything else better to do with his time. “Nice to meet you.” He says, ever-so-patient. “I’m assuming you both summoned me here for a reason, so I’d like to know what it is so I can be on my way.” Jungkook and Jimin exchange a look. Jungkook gestures towards Taehyung as if to say ‘go on, tell him.’ Jimin lets out a loud sigh. “We haven’t been able to use our bathroom in days." “Okay…” “Because there’s two huge spiders on the wall where the toilet is and in the shower.” -- or: demon tae gets fucking railed by two humans after helping them kill some spiders.

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