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“Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?” Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?” Fell was firm. “Yes.” Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?” “Indeed.” “Sir, are you sure?” Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?” ------------ Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. More crack comedy porn in the finest tradition of this AO3 account. With thanks to my lovely partner in crime / beta reader CousinSerena for the prompt.

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