Fics like All’s Mad in Love and War

“See, this is why working with married people sucks!” Johnny wails. Mark ducks just in time for a knife to sail over his head and stab the wall behind him. “Johnny, YOU’RE married! Your husband is standing RIGHT FUCKING THERE—” There’s the sound of a gunshot, and Johnny pulls Mark down behind an upturned bench before either one of them can get hit. “At least I don’t try to murder my husband at every meeting we have, though!” he yells. 'Mental note,' Mark thinks as a bullet punches a hole two centimeters away from his head. 'Never leave marriage counseling to Johnny.'

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