Fics like The Internet Presents: #DickTozier

Ben Hanscom ✔ @benhandsome Hey @richietozier, we’re having real trouble putting together our new bookcase. Think one of the brackets is warped. Don’t suppose you have a long, rigid tool that could help us out? #dicktozier Richie ‘The Second Best’ Tozier ✔ @richietozier replying to @benhandsome Oh yeah, sure Ben! Always happy to help a friend out. How about this one, will it do? #dicktozier [attached image is a close up of Eddie’s middle finger] Eddie ‘The Functional’ Tozier ✔ @eddietozier replying to @richietozier @benhandsome Can I suggest this one instead? Overcompensating much, Ben? #dicktozier [attached image is a photo of Ben’s incredibly bulging bicep, shirtless and flexed. It looks oddly as though it might also be oiled] Richie Tozier, famed comedian, shy debutante and adored husband of the Internet, gets his own trending hashtag after Bill accidentally reveals too much in a DVD extra. He also gets an Oscar nomination, but no-one's talking about that. Unfortunately.

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