Fics like The Devil's Holed Up in Redcliffe

All Darren Shan wanted was a nice, quiet Valentine's weekend with his boyfriend. But Steve 'The Leopard' Leonard was the worst fucking boyfriend. He was a selfish, manic, anger-riddled prat that flirted with any walking pair of tits. And if they weren't dead across from Tommy and Alan at the bar, pretending to be anything other than lovers, Darren would sock him in the balls. But if that slag with the cheap parlor tattoos glanced at his man one more time, Darren Shan will damn the saints and go Old Testament on her face with a broken shot glass. “That iron tolerance failing you, Shan?” Steve cackled again, losing nearly half of his third Old Fashion over the rim with each jerky sway. “Or you jealous?” “Oh, definitely,” Darren snapped, “just positively green over here from all the jailbait they were too stupid to card drooling over your Jewish prick.” “Deepest apologies, mate,” he grinned, “maybe while I’m shaggin’ one of ‘em you can swoop in and comfort their poor, cryin’ beaus with your arse.” Darren went about nine shades of red ranging from ‘embarrassed’ to ‘furious.’ Then the absolute evil laugh that rumbled out of Steve’s chest added the shade murderous.

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