Fics like Kaorin and Sakaki's Funtime Midlife Small Town Hokkaido Dairy Farm Lesbianstravaganza! Featuring Chiyo Mihama as the President of the United States.

What do you do when you're a hopeless lesbian who, by the ironclad laws of universal canon, should barely exist, and you can barely string a sentence together in front of your crush who fate seems to be yanking away from you constantly, and all you got from your high school experience was a picture, a lousy t-shirt that you can't stand to look at anymore, and a host of unresolved traumas from the stalking and sexual harassment you were subjected to seemingly for laughs? Well, obviously! Obviously what you do is skip college, become a petty delinquent, work a string of shitty arubaito, start hanging out in Shinjuku Nichoume, date some women, break up with some women, date some more, break up with some more, then become sick of the entire cycle and isolate at home, where you develop a psilocybin mushroom habit and retreat into austere consumption of yuri media as a means of succor for your wounded soul, and then you fuck off to Hokkaido to work on the god damn dairy farm for a couple of decades until motherfucking Sakaki shows up. Isn't that obvious?

Fics like Kaorin and Sakaki's Funtime Midlife Small Town Hokkaido Dairy Farm Lesbianstravaganza! Featuring Chiyo Mihama as the President of the United States.

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