Fics like Like Home (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Zombie Apocalypse)

“What if I...I don’t know…what if I die a virgin?” I caught my breath, after bashing a hipster zombie complete with beard and skinny jeans in the head for the fifth time. “Whoa, easy there, Columbus. We almost got our brains eaten, and all you can think about is your dick right now?!” * Columbus is lonely and horny and catching feelings for a certain gun-toting redneck. Tallahassee lends a hand.

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