Fics like Ms. Claus’ Favorite Holiday Whore

Ho ho ho! Did you know, there isn't really a Santa? He never existed, that's all just a work of fiction! There IS, however, a Ms. Claus and she rules the North Pole with an iron fist. Her favorite elf is a woman named Tinsel, and every Christmas Eve Ms. Claus brutally facefucks the pointy-eared slut before sending her back to her husband. Then she delivers toys and games to the good boys and girls. So the songs aren't ALL lies.

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