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Sharpy shrugs. “I always sort of imagined Jonny didn’t have sex. He just sweetly held hands and stared soulfully into…” he shakes his head, “...whoever’s eyes.” In which everybody thinks Jonathan Toews is chaste like a nun. Everybody, it turns out, is very, very wrong.

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