Fics like Dazai’s 10 Steps Guide to a Successful Marriage

Step 1: Isolate your potential wife from his friends and cause mistrust to develop between them. Step 2: Set up potential wife so he gets backstabbed by friends (literally). Step 3: Invite potential wife to your organization run by your child-loving boss. Step 4: Gets pulverized and spend the next three months in the hospital bed while potential wife went underground. Step 5: Secretly observes potential wife from afar for three years behind your lolicon boss’s back. Step 6: Defect from pedophile boss’s organization. Step 7: Find an Ability user that can turn people into cats for 24 hours. Step 8: Get potential wife to adopt you on Christmas Eve. Step 9: Make hot passionate love to potential wife throughout Christmas until he forgets about murdering you. Step 10: Bribery is the key to a happy marriage.

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