Fics like a fair crack of the whip

“You know I’ll happily sleep with you again in a heartbeat, but I’ve known you for six-thousand years, angel, and you couldn’t top a Christmas Tree.” Aziraphale didn’t entirely disagree. He’d always fancied himself an accomplished lover capable of great feats of passion, but he had never toyed with the concept of pain equalling pleasure. It was only later that it dawned on Aziraphale that Crowley hadn’t been slinging a casual barb about his lack of ability, but truly thought him incapable of the task. The nerve! AKA the one where Aziraphale accidentally interrupts Crowley's session with a dom and tries Very Hard to make it up to him.

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