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“Your mother is going to kill me someday,” Father says, flopping down onto the sofa next to her and picking up the newspaper. Like, that’s an acceptable image to plant in the impressionable head of his young daughter. “And when she does, it’ll be up to you to avenge me,” he says with the same tone, like he’s discussing sport with the boring men Mother has over for tea. -- they fuck you up, your mum and dad

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