Fics like I Know What You Think Of Me

“Pleasure to work with you, Vriska!” he calls, as you slog through the ankle-deep fish-scum-saturated swill that inevitably accumulates under the processing machinery once the day warms up. “You’re fake as shit, Jake English!” you holler back over your shoulder. “But thanks.” (If you want the rewards of being loved, or, y'know, paid, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of gutting five hundred salmon with only a dumbass newbie to help you. Isn't that how that quote goes?)

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