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“My, Mrs. Tucker, your son is really into counting,” the lady who was cutting my mom’s hair said. Mom smiled and looked proud, “well my son really likes his numbers. By the time he turned four, he already knew how to count up to a hundred,” Mom said. “Wow, my kid is only five and he barely gets past ten. What’s your secret?” “To be honest, I’m not sure how it happened. Craig just started counting whenever we go somewhere together.” “My, I bet by the time your son starts kindergarten in a couple of weeks, he’ll be the first kid there to already know how to count big numbers.” “We’ll see. What do you think, Craig? Are you excited to start kindergarten?” “....” I didn’t say anything, I just kept looking at the people walking around the hair salon I was forced to come. I just kept watching, staring at the big numbers floating above their heads.

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