Fics like A Kiss and a Curse: Seducing the Vampire Clans and Testing the Society's Patience

In the Summer 2007 edition of the Society of Ether's academic journal "Paradigma", an archmage infamous for her strange choices of study had an article published in the haphazardly thrown together electronic publication. The researcher, named Cita Ventura, had spent two years and eight thousand dollars of grant money running across the globe in order to answer a deeply burning question: Which Vampire clans fucks the best? Here is the answer to that question, in the form of a long-winded, anecdotal ranking of every clan, based entirely on how well they can get it up around an eccentric lesbian mage. Enlightened Science, indeed.

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