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The man’s eyes widen. “Hang on.” He drops the shoe and tries to scramble over the lobby desk. He’s only technically successful, flailing onto the floor. “Whoa, dude, are you-“ He does that disconcerting popping up thing again, this time right in his face. He steps back a little. “Whoa, dude-“ “Hang on.” “You already said-“ “You said you don’t know if you like being scruffy or not.” He tilts his head. “Are you trying to tell me that you don’t know who you are either?” Dirk and Todd, with no memory in a hotel that goes on forever.

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