Fics like Vampires Are From Europe Because Someone Already Blessed The Rains Down In Africa

“Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many vampires are from Europe… Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.” Specs had to look down, hiding his face, so that the grin that was forming couldn’t be seen. “That’s dumb,” he said, after a moment. “Maybe it is, but you liked it,” Tucker smiled, putting his phone away. “Whatever,” Specs shrugged. He didn’t want to let Tucker have this battle, but there were worse things to fall to.

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