Fics like talk dirty to me

“Ahh,” Scarlett says, the phone rustling as she presumably gets into bed. Chris can hear Romain murmuring in the background, and Scarlett shushes him. The time difference is putting a real strain on their chats; he still can’t believe she lives in Paris now. “Is your biological clock ticking?” “What?” “I know men like you,” Scarlett says. “You have a little timer inside of you that winds down until you must mate and marry and make babies!” She makes a humming noise. “I don’t get it, either. What’s the rush? You could potentially knock someone up when you’re like eighty, for fuck’s sake.” -- five six? seven? eight nine eight women people chris evans tried to knock up talked about knocking up wanted to knock up thought about knocking up could have knocked up (in his mind) contemplated knocking up and the one time person he succeeded actually did succeeded actually did. (alternatively: chris evans bangs a lot of his costars.)

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