Fics like it moves its slow thighs

John’s not sure what possessed him to willingly get into a car with his clearly insane boss, the CEO of Atlas, but it’s probably too late to turn back now. He just wishes Rhys would stop calling him Jack. Written for the 2019 Borderlands MiniBang. Also translated into Russian here: [link]

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