Fics like Middling Auspices: The Objectively Horrifying and Often Misleading Prophecies of Kang Seul-gi, Witch

“Oh, so now you have a sense of propriety?” Jimin says, tart as he wrestles himself out of Seokjin’s grip and places himself in an aisle seat. Seokjin sprawls out opposite him. “What? No, I just don’t think we should be using the ‘a-word’ around the…” Seokjin lowers his voice and winks broadly, “‘h-words, if you catch my drift.” “A comatose pile of sentient elephant dung could catch your drift. You have the subtlety of a thirty foot crane demolishing a house of Uno cards. The tact of a half-boiled king crab performing open heart surgery. The-" “These are all awfully specific.” Seokjin comments. “You inspire specificity.” Jimin drawls, a little poison in his tone that crawls up Seokjin’s spine in the most delightful fashion.

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