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The away mission was a disaster, Bones is curmudgeonly, Jim gets laid at some point, something about psychotic cabbage, and Spock is uncharacteristically horny, so?? A normal time on the enterprise. (Mostly a crack fic, specifically made so that I could write about Spock and McCoy making out, cause sometimes, we just need to do certain things. There's some ear-kink, some sorta-?- sexpollen, crazy space shit, definite OOC behaviors, unfortunately, and like PG-13 frottage, idk, have fun)

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