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“I could be like Tracy Turnblad,” Peter says thoughtfully, “from Hairspray.” “Hairspray?” Mr. Stark’s face twitches like he’s trying really hard to hold in a sneeze. Or maybe a deluge of sarcastic comments. “I thought you were studying really old—” Mr. Stark makes little air quotes with his index and middle fingers “— sci-fi movies to maintain your precocious teenage-vigilante aesthetic. What, you diversifying into old rom-com musicals now, Pete?” “Hairspray isn’t that old, Mr. Stark,” Peter says, “I mean, Zefron was in it.” “Zef— You mean Zac Efron? Kid, that’s—,” Mr. Stark shakes his head, lifts his hands as if he can ward off Peter’s words with his palms, stands up, and makes to leave the lounge. “You— Alright, movie night’s over. Get out of my house.” Peter has a twenty-three step plan to reunite the Avengers. This plan is brought to you by the 2007 musical movie Hairspray.

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