Fics like Pipe Dream

"What do you want for your birthday hyung?" Seokjin narrows his eyes and says; "sex tape. Something very embarrassing, compromising and labor-intensive." It's not something Seokjin had actually been thinking about wanting, like, at all, but now that he's invested in making his boyfriends' lives more difficult he's not gonna back down. "I want you to role-play something really awkward for me… one of those super cheesy bad porno scenes. Like, man comes home from work early and finds the plumber screwing his husband." Namjoon lets out a loud burst of laughter while Junkook grins, just a little wide-eyed. Then Namjoon turns towards Kook and says; "he's not being serious." "—Oh I am!! Being serious! This is the only thing I want for my birthday, and if I don't get it I'll be very upset with both of you for a very long time!!" or: Seokjin, while annoyed at his boyfriends one evening, accidentally convinces them to record a sex tape with him where they act out a bad-porno-style "plumber fucked my husband" scenario. If only they could stop laughing long enough to make it work...

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