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“Who’s your ‘get out of jail free’ card?” Devon had no idea how they ended up here. He had just been enjoying his life, figuring out how to block Irving on LinkedIn (seriously, the dude had resorted to sending him a picture of a 1.5l coke bottle jammed up someone’s ass on LinkedIn). Then, of course, Irving had figured out he had been blocked and stormed down to confront him with Conrad in tow - presumably to watch, revel in, and laugh at Devon’s misery. So, seriously, it had been a pretty average day. He supposed, though, that he can’t be too surprised that the topic of conversation shifted from various objects lodged in various rectums to sexual escapades, however, Devon was reluctant to admit that his only partner in bed had been Priya, so he stayed quiet. Out of it. Like an engaged man with good values should. But Conrad, ever difficult, ever annoying, ever-present, had decided that that simply wouldn’t fly, and Devon needed to tell him the answer to his question right now. “Mine would be you.”

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