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Eric Vivian Matthews has many issues. One of those is that his name is not actually Eric Vivian Matthews, but his friends are stupid and his fans are stupider, so it basically is at this point. Seriously, the fuck kind of middle name is Vivian? The second issue he has is that he’s quit smoking weed. Not completely, obviously, he’s not totally insane, but his tolerance has gone up so much that he’s needed tons to get a decent high. Matt quit for a month and said that when he tried it again, 10 mgs knocked him onto his ass. Now that sounds very promising to Eric Vivian Matthews, and so he’s going clean for a little while. He’s two weeks in, which is two weeks longer than he expected, but he also didn’t realize just how straight up miserable life is when he’s not stoned out of his mind. The third issue is that Cameron has moved to Melbourne. That wouldn’t be a problem-- hell, it’d be the opposite, except for one tiny problem: Swagger has an undoubtedly, sickeningly, massively gay crush on the man.

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