Fics like How Long Have You Been Married?

Newt and Anathema invite Crowley and Aziraphale to their wedding. - "I was actually wondering since we're here... If you could give me some advice?" Newt questioned anxiously. "Of course! Don't throw a brick straight up in the air, it'll just come straight back down and splat! There goes your head." Crowley spread out his hands and made a weird fart noise with his mouth, seemingly to attempt a verbal representation of a brick falling on one's head. Newt stared at him for a moment and then shook his head. "No. No, I was thinking more... marriage advice..." "Why on Earth would you come to me for marriage advice?"

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