Fics like you know i like a little competition from time to time

the whole competition was dumb. it had started with a dumb tabloid, one that most people would avoid like the devil. but tim was tim, and he had to know everything, and that included trashy stories about anyone in the justice league. “listen to what was just published in the metropolis monocle,” he said to the room at large. jason had snorted. “what a fucking awful name for a paper. i know they’re garbage, but god. that’s fuckin’ terrible.” “shut up jason. listen: superheroes or super boyfriends? superman and batman caught in compromising position after latest battle fighting back alien invasion. is love in the air for the two masked men?” in which the kents and the waynes fight about who superman is really dating, and things get a little out of hand. but only a little. crack fic.

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