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Cilius makes a noise vaguely like a snort, not looking at you as he resumes writing. "That would make you even less of use. A dog can be trained to hunt. What use do you expect me to find in a harmless, toothless pup?" And that's the question you've been waiting for. A smile slowly creeping up your face, you walk up to his side and lean in until the tip of your nose brushes against his hair. "Anything you want, love," you purr into his ear. "I'll do whatever you want. I'm very well-trained, you know; I'll sit and stay and heel and fetch and roll over and come—" You pull back away slightly to wink at him, you know, ju—st in case he doesn't get it, at which he rolls his eyes. "—on your command, and whine and bark for you all you like. I'm obedient, too; I always listen to my master, and only ever act on my master's commands. And, even better, since I'm such a clever pup, I can learn new ones, too. I'll do anything you need a puppy to do and more. I'll be the best puppy a puppy can be!" "Will you shit on the carpet too?" Is the answer you get, dry, disaffected, and you laugh. "That was not a joke."

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