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“Who is this? Where’s Erica?” “Wrong number, asshole!” “Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively. Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101. “What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?” “The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!” “What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.

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