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Your name is SECILY IOPARA, or, more formally, JUDGMENT CALIBURN. You are an ELITE FIELD LEGISLACERATOR, and you are feared across the vast expanse of the Alternian Empire as the DEADLIEST HUNTER OF CRIMINAL SCUM there is. Your public record of CRIME OBLITERATION is astounding, and only your most banal feats have been archived. And, unknown to you at this current point in time, it is time for you to take on an APPRENTICE to pass on the mantle of JUDGMENT to if you perish. The "or else" is implied. *** Your name is TYZIAS ENTYKK, or, less formally, "THAT ONE TERRIFYING GIRL THAT PROBABLY TORTURES WIGGLERS IN HER BASEMENT OR SOMETHING." You aspire to be an ELITE DESK LEGISLACERATOR, and you are feared across the office due to the NUMBER OF RUMORS ABOUT YOURSELF THAT STARTED DUE TO YOUR CONSTANTLY-WEARY DEMEANOR. Your record of SEDITIOUS RESEARCH is astounding, and will GET YOU CULLED if anyone finds it, but you are an expert on covering your tracks and having some actual common fucking sense when it comes to these things. And, unknown to you at this current point in time, you are about to leave Alternia two sweeps early on a grand crime-obliterating adventure. The "or else" is implied.

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