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Stiles: Hey, is this Melanie? It’s Stiles Unknown: No, this is Jake from state farm Stiles: What are you wearing, Jake from state farm Unknown: Um…khakis… Stiles: Well, you sound hideous Stiles: So, my girlfriend cheated on me… Just wondering, am I covered? Jake from state farm: You’re covered! We’ll replace your girlfriend with a newer model! Stiles: Sweet! But do my rates go up? Jake from state farm: The only thing going up is your future

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