Fics like Spring Cleaning (Or: How to get out of the closet when your partner keeps pushing you in)

“What’s the deal with you and closets?” Steve asks. “There is no deal. I am not in a closet.” “But you are.” Danny cedes just the tiniest bit of conversational ground. “On a physical level, yes, I am finding myself in a closet. No thanks to you.” Or: If Danny doesn’t accidentally strangle himself with a stripper’s brassiere first, he might just drown in all the irony.

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