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“I think he’s talking to himself again,” Ashley said, leaning forward. “Okay yeah he is — oh my god, is that kid talking to the mannequin?” Maggie shot a glance behind her. Yes, the boy was talking to the top half of a mannequin. “I love working here,” Ashley breathed. ... Wherein Klaus, Dave, Five and Dolores go on a double date, and people are confused and very concerned.

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