Fics like Coffee? Me? or Me?

”P-penis." Jungkook wheezes silently - or probably not as silently as he thought, because Yoongi immediately stops jumping and stares at him in confusion. “Jungkook-ah, what did you just say?” Yoongi asks hesitantly, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion and just a little bit of amusement. "P-peanuts!" Jungkook shouts before laughing like a delirious man. "Ye olde PB&J, right hyung? Okay, good talk. Now I gotta go and eat my penis - peanuts! Ha ha, why would I eat my penis, that would be weird right? And I can't bend that much forward anyway - not that I checked or something! But I'm just gonna go …now. Bye hyung. Enjoy your coffee, and wear underwear. Please. Bye.” he says, then bows at a ninety degree angle before rushing out of the room in record time. (The one where Jungkook is a disaster gay, and Yoongi just wants to reach his fucking coffee filters)

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