Fics like Beating Hearts and Hooves

This was the fucking worst. Sure, he and Lup weren't technically adults yet, but he didn't see why they couldn't live on their own. No, instead they were forced to go live on some ranch owned by an aunt they never even met before. Yeah, if push came to shove Taako could rock the cowboy glam aesthetic, but that didn't make living out in the middle of goddamn nowhere any better. There certainly wasn't any sort of entertainment out here, nothing but goddamn horses. And if shit wasn't bad enough, Lup had to go get a crush on some dude in bluejeans and cowboy boots. Now Taako was high and dry on his own, with no company for his misery. At least the horses didn't mind listening to his complaints.

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