Fics like Dry Bones (the Dead Men Orgy Party version, as opposed to the Romantic Valduggery version)
Skulduggery walks in on Valkyrie having sex with his friends, one after the other. Clearly, it's Skulduggery she wants, she just needs him to see how badly. (Everyone is alive and nobody is evil, because porn, and also because I think denial is going to bring the emotional safety of early series back.)
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