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Saitama patted his back and said, “He’s a jerk. Don’t worry about it too much. And hey, now you can practice one of my old, signature moves.” Sure enough, Genos perked up at that. “A signature move? Sensei, what signature move? You’ve never had one before.” “It’s an old family technique. Back when I was little, all of the aunts and uncles would use this to survive tedious gatherings.” Genos, bless his gentle, electric-powered heart, had a tiny notebook and golf pencil in his hands before Saitama had finished his last sentence. Looking at him expectantly, the pencil hovered over paper and waited to record the wisdom that Saitama was about to pull out of his ass. With a grin, Saitama nabbed a flute of champagne from the end of the table and shoved it into Genos’s hands. “Drink until everyone and everything starts being funny. Then, once you inevitably spill something on yourself or someone else, call it a night.”

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