Fics like Dumb Shit My Kid Says

What it says on the tin. Peter Parker saying dumb shit while exasperated Tony Stark has to listen to it. *** Chapter Nine: "Hello?" "Hello, the most wonderful-est lady in my life. I have a grand favor to ask." "Oh, God," his soon-to-be stepmother bemoans, "what did you do this time?"

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